I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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