and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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