Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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