? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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