I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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