tell your sister to shave her snatch
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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