We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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