I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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