you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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