whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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