so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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