I wannas sexs uuuuu
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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