I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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