i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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