Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
