Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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