Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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