Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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