we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
