Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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