I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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