Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I cockslap morals
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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