too bad you live with your parents still
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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