Jerry, you need to find god
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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