im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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