ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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