so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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