One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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