Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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