i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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