i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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