He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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