why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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