Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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