its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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