She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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