Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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