Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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