I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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