I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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