I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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