Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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