Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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