I must be too annoying 4 u.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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