Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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