but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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