she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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