I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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