So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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