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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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