that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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