I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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