Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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