You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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